Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,...
anhiie: TEACHER: OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS: AND I’M JUST LIKE :
When you're talking and realize no one is...
I Want a Tumblr Life
checkercheeks: partyfloor: warrenty: Seeing places like: Staying in rooms like: Hangin out like: With a girl like: Being awesome like: Wearing clothes like: And eating food like: <3 the couple playing ps!! too cute haha Exactly. Except for me, it’d be “With a guy like:” instead of “With a girl like:”.
When everyone else is having fun and you're not
What if, mirrors aren't just our reflections, but...
zaynmalik: harrystylesplease: niallhoraninmybed: caitlinsykesox: reachf0rthestars: pokerface-: MINDFUCK MY LIFE IS A LIE. is it bad i’ve had this thought before?
Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
The awkward moment when sluts hate other sluts for...
yousmileyoulie: Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox Kim Kardashian and Nicole Scherzinger Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas =)) Katy Perry, Zooey Deschanel and Emily Blunt
That moment when you're "tumbling" and your mom...
mcflylovatojonas: jordanhilton: right now haha
Blasting music in my room.
hot-and-spicy: My mom: “TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!” Me: “Okay shit…calm down.”
amira123: A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again, less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd , he smiled and said, “You can’t laugh about the same joke again and again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over...
I hate doing presentations
that-awkward-moment-when-i: Right before you get up your like: then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like: Then the audience is staring at you like: and the others are like: or and your insides are like: and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions: at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
when a photograph isn't just a photograph
Your reaction when someone calls your phone.
demilade: tammyajami: When your parents call you: When your crush calls you: When a random number calls you: When your ex calls you: When your work calls you: When no one calls you: the first one. hahaha